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24-Jan-2018 14:23
Even the ones already giving me three virtual kisses (playaaaaaaaaaaaaa).I still don’t message anyone first but still, so far, 22 have messaged me.I’m having ‘real life’ conversations with five guys now, and three dates coming up. When trying to carry off conversations with 22 men, emojis are your friend – deep and meaningfuls will only lead to missed trains. Men with poor profile pics don’t send dick pics, possibly because they get less action and have more to lose. This could be the best thing I’ve ever done in my love life, or I’m just wasting everyone’s time. I now have 69 matches and it’s confusing the hell out of me. For the first time ever I see the point of the search function. It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of an i Phone must be in want of a swipe.One of the most annoying things about being single is that your married friends often accuse you of being picky, as if there was a whole world of soul mates out there, not just one. SUNDAY It’s day one, I’m an hour in and I’ve already swiped right on 80 men, most of whom would have been definite left swipes. Tinder is my favourite way of meeting men, precisely because you don’t have to talk to the ones you’re not attracted to.
WEDNESDAY With 22 conversations to keep going I can see why some people copy and paste the same message to everyone.
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